Thursday, May 31, 2012
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
|Renee Graziano is a jazzy lady.|
Let's start with Renee Graziano, often referred by many of her fans as the Queen of Mob Wives. By now many of us know Ms. Graziano worked professionally in the past as a stylist for 50 Cent (the rapper who many think ruined Ja Rule's career). With Renee's strong love & ties to the hip hop world it would be easy to insert her into that genre. I liken Renee's personality more to experimental jazz. I'm thinking of the Miles Davis Bitches Brew era. Her personality fits jazz more than any other mob wife. Renee flutters, bangs and crashes emotionally week after week on Sundays. She's all over the place. Just as a brilliantly played jazz piece, she's up and down. At the end of a great jazz tune you're left with a smile or extreme sadness smothered in a raw sense of beauty.
Next on the play list is Carla "F*ckin'" Facciolo (I apologize. With the news of her banging Karen's uncle within the lifestyle airing on the Mob Wives Reunion part 1, that's my current nickname for her.) Mrs. Facciolo reminds me of soft rock. Anyone can see she loves her kids and is loyal to Drita. In spite of those great traits her personality remains a bit bland. Soft rock is nice to listen to. It's a light, showy, bright, gimmicky genre of music with little substance if any kind. There are no thought provoking lyrics and it ends up being background noise. The next time I'm in an elevator, Carla may cross my mind for a whole second.
|Ramona Rizzo has an indie spirit. She will do her own thing.|
Big Ang is a larger than life character. Her delivery is simple and plain. Everybody who comes in contact with her feels happier. Big Ang reminds me of rock concert. The groups who play the anthems that we all grew up with. We sing along and know all the words. Ang's personality makes you feel welcomed from the moment you meet her. Big Ang is like the music that brings your childhood or teenage years flooding back to your memory as if yesterday. For many of us that music is classic rock. A great classic rock song will bring you back to the time you first heard it. Great bands such as Aerosmith & Rolling Stones have driven countless women to lift up their tops. *slaps forehead imagining Big Ang saluting Mick Jagger with her double Js* Wait a minute doesn't her breast weigh more that Mr. Jagger? The only genre fitting the magnitude of Big Ang's personality and boobs is classic rock.
Karen Gravano is loyal to a fault. She is the truth. Her reality whether past or present isn't wrapped up in a pretty bow on Christmas morning. To her credit, she doesn't present it that way either. Miss Gravano shares her reality with all it's imperfections. Sometimes she is the lonely mother missing her daughter. Other times she is the raging bull tired of the lies. The genre which suits Karen perfectly is hardcore rap music. She hits with her words and is the true OG of Mob Wives. She can be up in your face like M.O.P. or she can be trying to get hers. At the end of the tune, she's genuine and not playing a role or character. She reminds me of Ghostface Killah. You might ask why I chose him? His longevity, ability to change his style and outlast most of his brothers is a true definition of a champion. Karen has parlayed her being on the show into a best selling book and a opportunity to partner in a day spa & skincare line. She is always on her grind. Those familiar with GFK know he stays on his grind.
|Drita D'avanzo might make a killing in the ringtone business.|
Now I am sure some will call me a hater. Frankly I don't care enough about any of the Mob Wives to be labeled a hater. Though Karen has referred to me as her Twitter boyfriend. My crush on Karen doesn't blur my opinion in respect to any other mob wife. I want all the Mob Wives to succeed. So if my sharing my opinion good, bad or ugly makes me a hater, I'll own it. I'll chirp until ESPN comes on. The Mob Wives are no different than music. Some love Lady GaGa in the meat steak get up and others are thinking, "What the f*ck?!" Some people will pay thousands of dollars to see Barbara Streisand. Others are like, "Bring back Milli Vanilli!" Like the many musical genres that have saturated many of our lives, each mob wife brings something to the table. Whether we like what each brings to the table depends on our varying tastes. Frankly, I'm a Coca Cola guy. If you like Pepsi, it's no skin off my nose. If you're bored and have a Twitter account, you're welcome to follow me @undabawse.
Photo Credit: Our Bookie
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Monday, May 28, 2012
Loved the show! The first episode of season one starts with a bunch of introductions to the cast. My eyes are twitching as my brain is trying to keep them all straight when I write. I think their voices are too similar so I have to keep looking up to make sure I have the right names to go with my recap. Let’s get started…
Renee Fecarotta says Chicago was the playground of the mob. Her uncle John Fecarotta treated her like a princess and gave her the best of everything. He was gunned down by his best friend, Nick Calabrese, who shot him in the back. Renee has two daughters, Giana is 20 and a younger daughter, who is 10.
Nora Schweihs is the daughter of Frank “The German” Schweihs, who is rumored to have had something to do with Marilyn Monroe’s death. Someone actually came up to Nora and said that to her, and she wanted to stab him. Renee says Nora is very sensitive about anyone referring to her father as a hit man. Nora’s father passed away while he was incarcerated and the FBI took his body. She doesn’t know what happened to it, she never saw it. Nora is going back to Florida to find out what happened to her dad.
Pia Rizza is the daughter of a dirty cop, Vince Rizza, who used his badge to sell drugs for the mob and then turned informant. She calls him a rat who sold the mob down the river to save himself and now she has to live with the stigma of having a father for a rat. Pia has an unconventional job, she is a dancer at a trip club to make money to support her daughter and herself. Nora doesn’t approve of this job, she thinks Pia is better than that.
Nora and Pia and their families have been friends a long time. Pia drops by Nora’s place to welcome her back to Chicago. She gives her an “evil eye” bracelet. They are like sisters. Nora says she trusts Pia and wants her help in finding out what happened to her father. They have been there for each other in the past. Nora wants Pia to leave the strip club, she doesn’t approve of her job. Pia gets a bit angry or insulted, she does what she needs to do to take care of her daughter.
Giana is Renee’s older daughter, she is 20. She is her baby and best friend. Giana’s father is a wannabe mobster who is serving time for murder. Giana went to see her father in prison and tells Renee about it. Renee doesn’t approve at all. Her father’s rap sheet is so long and on top of that he committed a horrible, brutal murder. All of a sudden he wants to be in his daughter’s life? Renee is furious. She worked two jobs to give her daughters everything. Giana wants her mother to have compassion for her father. She feels Renee should know what it means to grow up without a father because Renee’s own father died when she was just a young girl. Renee says her ex-husband is a “manipulating piece of crap.” Renee just doesn’t like her daughter being involved with him at all.
Renee and Nora meet for lunch. They have known each other from childhood. Their father’s worked together. Nora wants to plan a girl’s night out now that she is back in Chicago. Nora invites Renee and tells her Pia will be going. Renee is not happy, but Nora tells her Pia is like family. Renee thinks Pia’s job is degrading and pathetic…”Get off the pole!” and get two or three respectable jobs if need be. Renee says she has heard that Pia is everyone’s “goumada” (mob mistress). On top of that, her father, Vince Rizza, was a rat who caused many people in their circle to go to jail. Renee warns Nora not to tell Pia anything personal because she will not keep her confidences. Nora says she doesn’t trust Pia, but she feels sorry for her. Renee says, her uncle John taught her to keep her friends close and her enemies closer.
Pia gets a call from a cousin of hers. He has some news he thinks Pia should know. Apparently he ran into Nora and she mentioned Pia to him and called her a “whore.” Pia is taken aback because she was just with Nora and everything between them seemed fine.
Christina says she is the average mom. As a kid she was a tomboy on Taylor Street. She got into a lot of fights and was taught to hit first and watch your back. Her father was a burglar for the mob and was always in jail; her mom had to bail him out. He taught her how to open safes by listening for the “clicks,” but she didn’t take over the family business. She recently got divorced, after 10 years of marriage, however her ex-husband is still living in the home. Christina has a nine year old daughter and doesn’t want to hurt her.
Pia meets Christina for lunch and invites her to the girls night out. Christina is happy to be getting out. Then Pia tells her about what her cousin told her regarding Nora calling her a “whore.” Christina says Pia needs to address it and pop her in the mouth before girl’s night out. She shouldn’t have that hanging over her head. Pia says she will address it, but in her own time. Pia says her father taught her to keep information until you need it.
Meet Leah! “What you see is what you get!” She says she was always in the dark about what her father did for a living. All she knows is that he drove a truck. When she asked where he was she was told he went to “college.” “College” is the Chicago word for jail. It’s all about keeping your mouth shut. She likes neighborhood guys with nice, fat, round asses. She lives with her father and us she ever marries the guy is going to have to understand they are a package deal.
Leah and Christine go shopping. They are childhood friends from when they were twelve years old on Taylor Street. Christina invites Leah to go out with the girls, Nora and Pia. Leah says she is going out of town and can’t make it. Leah thinks Nora is nuts. Christina tells her that Pia’s cousin told her Nora called her a “whore.” Christina thinks Pia should address it. She is looking forward to a night out and wants to enjoy herself. Leah says it’s best she doesn’t go because if Nora looks at her the wrong way it’s liable to start a fight.
Nora is excited to get out and have some fun with the girls back in her hometown. Renee and Nora go to the restaurant together and Renee tells her she is going just for her. Nora says that Pia and Renee are good people and they can have a good time together. No one knows what will happen. Renee and Nora are there waiting. Pia is usually late. Pia is coming with Christina. Renee says she is going to try to be civil. When Christina and Pia arrive they all say hello and have a shot. They toast to a great night. Pia says she likes Renee. But, Renee thinks Pia has no class. Renee suddenly says to Pia, “a rat is a rat.” Pia doesn’t know what to make of that and says are you asking about my father? Pia explains what her father did and makes it clear that she is nothing like her father. Pia says she was never proud of being his daughter. Renee says she doesn’t associate with rats or daughters of rats.
Nora says she finds dating very difficult, once they find out who her father was, they split. Christina, who has had a few drinks already and isn’t happy that Nora called Pia a “whore,” blurts out, wasn’t your father a hit man? Christina deliberately opens a can of worms, a very sensitive sore spot for Nora. Then Christina adds that she hears that all the time all over town, from different people. Nora remains composed, but her eyes seem to swell up. Christina is trying to piss her off. Nora just wants to have fun, Christina is drinking quite a few shots.
Someone is showing of their fancy shoes, and suddenly Nora makes an insensitive remark about Pia. She says something to the effect of, “what am I supposed to look like, a “hooker, like Pia?” Pia decides this is the time to question Nora about what her cousin told her. She relays the phone call she got from her cousin and wants an answer from Nora. Nora asks, “Is it on tape?” She then denies saying it and says if she has anything to say she would say it to her face. Why would she say anything behind her back? They both makeup, it’s over, done, settled. Renee says she wouldn’t blame Nora if she called Pia a “whore.” Christina, who has had more drinks, says they should have addressed this issue the day after it happened. Renee thinks Christina is drunk and won’t stay out of it. Pia says it’s over and Christina is acting crazy. She wants her to shut up. Christina is angry that Pia is disrespecting her. Pia and Christina start fighting. Christina throws a drink at Pia and gets Nora too. FIGHT! Major hair pulling event. Christina is holding on to Pia’s hair and ripping it out. They can’t be separated. Renee says Pia is “a piece of shit.”
MY TWO CENTS
First of all, the show is pretty good for the first episode. I have to be honest, when I saw the first episode of Mob Wives I was not impressed and was almost sorry I committed to blogging it. I clearly remember that I dreaded the thought of watching it every week. However, after the next episode or two I got sucked in…and the rest is history. I expect the same thing to happen with Mob Wives Chicago. We had a lot of necessary intros and background information intermingled with a storyline and it was a little overwhelming and hard to keep everything straight. But I think that’s just temporary. In any case, as I figure it out I will share what I know with all of you.
So what are the issues? Pia’s job as a “pole dancer” in a strip club. Both Nora and Renee have expressed their disgust at Pia’s occupation. They think she should go out and get a respectable job or two, in this economy, without skills and high unemployment rates of 8.2%. They seem to be judging her and putting her down. Not only that, they are taking it to another level and calling her a “whore” or “hooker.” There were two times Nora referred to her in that way, one was reported and one we heard. Then there was Renee saying she was everyone’s “goumah.” What I wonder is, if it’s actually her occupation that disgusts them, or the fact her father was a “rat.” She is guilty by association, even though she has no ties to her father and is ashamed of what he did. I find this a bit ironic, and I’ll tell you why. Nora and Renee are related to the two mobsters who, in their VH1 bios, were stated to be alleged hit men for the mob. They don’t have a problem with their relatives allegedly “whacking” people, but they have a problem with Pia for pole dancing? Don’t the mob wives say, they aren’t guilty of their fathers/husbands/brothers crimes? Why should they hold it against Pia that her father was a “rat.” Maybe they should read Karen’s book, “Mob Daughter,” or watch the episodes concerning Renee Graziano, AJ and Junior? Anyway, I am willing to give Pia a chance before judging her and throwing her under the bus for what she does and what her father did.
Christina shouldn’t have that much “fun” in the future. She ended up fighting with her good friend, Pia, because the alcohol clouded her judgment. She begins by trying to defend Pia against Nora’s remarks, and ends up almost pulling all her hair out. Clearly alcohol was to blame for a lot of that fight. Christina may be protective of Pia, but in this case she went over the top. I think, if they are good friends they will get over this incident. And Christina, let Pia fight her own battles.
As for Giana’s visiting her dad, Renee is justified in being concerned for her daughter. The man seems to have no redeeming values whatsoever, if you hear her talk. But, Giana is curious about her father and wants to know who he is. It’s only natural. Maybe she will discover, in time, that her mother was right about him and she will have satisfied her curiosity. It may be an ongoing issue all season because there is the potential for many mother/daughter arguments or more drama.
I wish we had seen more of Leah. I imagine she would have added lots of spice to the fight scene, one way or another. Maybe she would have squashed it before it got out of hand. Maybe she would have put Pia in the hospital for attacking Christina? Leah’s brother tweets that Christina and Leah are very good friends and nothing will come between them…so that’s one pair we know of for sure.
Who are friends and who are enemies? I need to know! Here is the score card:
Leah & Christina are friends, verified!
Renee & Nora seem to agree on Pia’s job, they went to the dinner together, they think Pia is a “whore,” they don’t trust Pia the daughter of a rat, they know each other from childhood. So far they look like friends to me and enemies of Pia.
Pia & Christina seemed to be good friends, they confide in each other, went to the dinner together and then that fight broke out…what’s up with that?
Nora and Pia seemed to be “friends” for a minute, but it’s clear that Nora doesn’t think much of her and doesn’t trust her. I’m confused. Which is it?
Leah called Nora nuts, so she is not a fan. Christina doesn’t like Nora either, for what she said about Pia. Leah and Christina are enemies of Nora.
That’s the best I can make if it right now. My eyes still hurt from all the watching and writing and blogging. Forgive me if I got anything wrong or forgot to add something.
I don’t know if they will repeat this episode June 10th or we will get a new one. Someone at VH1 is slipping and not keeping us informed. I hope fans didn’t miss the episode of Mob Wives Chicago, but if you did, there’s always the recap. Have a Happy Memorial Day!
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Elle King is the singer whose hit single, "Playing for Keeps," has been chosen as the theme song for VH1's promising new hit show, Mob Wives Chicago. I had never heard the entire version before now. I have to admit I am as connected to the Mob Wives "Big Big Bang" theme as Pavolv's dogs were to the dinner bell. I may not salivate anytime I hear a few notes of that song, but scenes from Mob Wives race through my mind in an instant. I would say that this song has promise, and once we have a few episodes of the Chicago show under our belts, I'm sure it will have the same kind of "magic" as the original theme song.
Elle King has been signed to record with RCA records. She is currently working on her debut album. She was born in 1989 and is the daughter of Rob Schnieder and London King. She was born in Ohio and raised in Brooklyn. If you follow her on her facebook page you can find out where she will be appearing in NYC and go see her sing. She has other tracks online that you may want to listen to as well. She kind of reminds me of Adele. What do you think of this theme song?
Picture and video credit: Elle King
Monday, May 21, 2012
|Toni Marie Ricci happily married today.|
Congratulations on being cast in season 2 of I Married a Mobster! Why did you decide to go public & share an aspect of you life within the lifestyle?
No, I can't get into too many details due to my upcoming episode on I Married A Mobster.
When an individual is groomed within the context of a certain lifestyle, it's all they know. They don't know any other way to live. You can't fault them. I also hope those who suffer abuse whether physical or mental learn they can get through anything. I didn't believe I could do it alone. I discovered I could. I did stand up on my own. Let me be clear there are those who've had it harder than me. I can't imagine what it would be like to lose a child.
|Toni Marie doesn't hold back on Twitter after years of silence.|
We'll definitely be tuning into Discovery ID's season 2 of I Married A Mobster. We believe it airs this summer. It's getting hot in Mob Wives land.
Photo Credit: Toni Marie Ricci & Associated Press
Sunday, May 20, 2012
|They're no Mob Wives!|
Wow, and some you all say I'm evil, mean, harsh and a hater. I'm not typing Boom Boom is mean, evil nor a hater. Chiara's recap will be up bright and early tomorrow morning if she doesn't have a stroke. *knocks on wood* You can follow Boom Boom on Twitter @MaryannBoomBoom. She sure likes the word mook.
|Driving along Hylan Blvd.....|
|The woman we believe is Joe's current girlfriend with their puppy Achilles.|
Well, I don't know the young raven haired beauty. It seems she really loves her some Joe and their puppy Achilles. She sure in the hell doesn't look like a skank to me. We hope that Joe & the beauty are happy & enjoying one another's company.
|Joe looks happy and smitten with the very pretty lady.|
The couple look cozy & happy to me! What do you think? Frankly, I think Joseph "Joe" Ferragamo has it going on. His wife is a looker. The man has gorgeous kids. His girlfriend is young & beautiful with or without make up. From research & sources she seems classy & sweet. An added bonus is their puppy is nobody's Cujo. Life on the outside is looking pretty good for Mr. Ferragamo. We wish him the very best & hope he stays on the straight & narrow.
Today is Sunday, May 20; tonight part 1 of the MobWives Reunion airs @ 8 PM on VH1. I don't know about you. I am counting down the time as if it's a NASA shuttle take off. No one does it better than JustJenn Productions.