Real Housewives Of New York: What The Hell Moments S5E5

Aviva pleads Ramona's case to everyone! Oh brother!

Aviva is getting on my last nerve and has become my least favorite NEW housewife. Why? What the hell is she thinking to keep bugging Heather to invite Ramona to London? What business is that of hers? They two clearly don’t get along and Heather doesn’t need an albatross around her neck for the entire trip. I’m sick of it. So she wants to exclude Ramona? Even Sonja, her best friend, understands that Ramona isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. Aviva talks out of both sides of her mouth. She is either pro Ramona or anti-Ramona. She clearly wants her invited to London, but then she talks bad about Ramona behind her back!

Heather steals Aviva's leg story, and why not, she knows it by heart!

Heather has become my favorite new housewife. She says what she means and means what she says and didn’t cave into the pressure to invite Ramona! BRAVO! Another what the hell about Aviva, while we are on the subject, is that she brought up her leg again. This is the fifth episode already. We all know about the leg. She tells anyone who will listen about it. But wait! Heather dared to mention it to the saleswoman in the store and Aviva gets pissed? Why? Because she stole her story?

I don't even believe this is possible, acupuncture for fertility?

What the hell is LuAnn thinking trying to get pregnant with acupuncture? Those needles are not going to rejuvenate 47 years old eggs that are getting older by the second. At age 45 and older there is a 50% risk of Down Syndrome or similar birth defect. Meanwhile, she begins taking prenatal vitamins TWO years in advance, but doesn’t stop drinking, just in case she does get pregnant? Is this woman serious? Anyway, Luann should be doing the research, not me.

Every day there is a pajama party at Sonja's!

I know everyone has to have a little sideline story of their own, but the unpaid interns for Sonja? Really? These kids aren’t doing anything for her except hanging out in her bedroom and having a good time. I see the blonde making occasional phone calls for her, but this scenario is totally ridiculous and unbelievable. It’s just a way to kill some of the 40 minutes of airtime they have to fill. Please! An inexperienced television major right out of college could come up with better ideas.

For once I agree with Ramona, NOT a good look for her!

Ramona, Ramona, Ramona! Thank God there was very little of her this week. She is still trying to get to London. I think she better buy a couple of tickets and go with Mario. She is off the wall. Anyway, Ramona confronts Heather, once again, about the trip and why they have issues. She immediately throws Aviva under the bus and says Aviva told her that she hurt Heather’s feelings when she said she talked too much. That’s the pot calling the kettle black anyway. I still think Ramona talks more than Heather, and on top of that, she is rude and obnoxious (and maybe drunk half the time). Wasn’t she tripping all over the place when she walked into the boutique? And, the best what the hell moment has to be Ramona’s line to Carole, when she announces her book is going to be made into a television series. Ramona, in her “that’s nothing” attitude says, “I just got Target to sell my Pinot Grigio!” Carole has a damn good sense of humor when it comes to all these ladies, but especially Ramona!

Maybe Carole will have the last laugh with her young boyfriend?