Real Housewives of New York: What The Hell Moments, S5E12

LuAnn does go to the event, but doesn't remember it's for charity!

First of all I would like to apologize for mixing up the names in last week’s blog. I seem to get easily confused with all the ever changing drama and behavior of these women. I can barely keep up from scene to scene and find myself praying for commercials so my brain can sort through it all. I have come to the conclusion that Carole is my favorite “Princess/housewife.” In spite of her royalty, or maybe because of it, she is the most down to earth, no nonsense, kind of person. I’ve see her be shocked, appalled, amused and bewildered by the behaviors of the others. It’s almost like she is a spectator and they are the participants/actors. Oh well I have been avoiding the WTH moments long enough, here goes…

Excuse #1: Ramona was too red faced for charity.

The luncheon was a disaster. Aviva was primed to lay into Ramona and Sonja for being no shows at her charity event. Ramona, of course, had a very good excuse. Her face was extremely red and she was afraid she would frighten the children. I don’t know why her face was red? I think she said it was from a facial. However, she forked over a nice check for the charity and got herself off the hook, unlike Sonja. 

Excuse #2: My dog couldn't stop peeing okay? I had to go to 

the vet! You don't get it!

Sonja was carrying on about her 17 year old dog who couldn’t hold water. She had to take him to the vet, no one else could do it for her, even though she has 17 interns doing nothing but laying on her bed. I don’t get it? Why the hell couldn’t one of them take the dog? The dog was not going to be put to sleep right there and then. In the event of an emergency, she could have been called, right? Surely an intern knows how to make a phone call? In any event, the dog excuse wasn’t flying with Aviva. I think what put the story over the top was the dog being embarrassed to wear diapers. Aviva was getting more annoyed with every word Sonja uttered, until she exploded.

Oh I get it alright, you just didn't want to be there to support THE CHILDREN!

“This is not about me or my charity, it’s about THE CHILDREN who are missing legs!” Aviva’s famous last words. In retrospect, maybe she could have lured them there if she has served wine? Let’s face it, the excuses were nothing more than BS.

Ramona admires herself the whole time. Ugh!

Ramona and LuAnn sure make a spectacle of themselves at the swimsuit store. Why are they getting along? They are bonding over bathing suits, sex talk and Aviva’s phobias. Why the hell can’t they leave Aviva alone or change the damn location of the vacation if they all want her there so badly. It’s as simple as that. Small planes, big planes, anxiety, phobias…I had to take a sleeping pill after the show I was so wound up.

Sonja thinks the needle is like a man's penis. 

When was the last time she had sex???

Ramona and Sonja go for injections at the plastic surgeon‘s office. Sonja’s injection is in her abdominal area, and she describes it as like a “penis.” WTH! I guess she hasn’t been with a man in FOREVER! Meanwhile, the massage of Ramona’s ass, gives her a welcomed “orgasm.” Could Mario be falling down on the job? Why the hell are we seeing these scenes? Bravo must be running out of material to air.

Oh Mario, you need to get one of these things! Wow!

As usual the coming attractions always look so much better than the episode I just watched. Anyway, if you are a fan of the show, please check out stoopidhousewives.com where they have everything on all BRAVO housewives and then some!