The Real Housewives of New Jersey: I’ll Just Ignore Her

Teresa Guidice displeased over the news the Wakiles have been invited to bring in the New Year.

The New Year’s Eve celebration at the Brownstone has begun, so has the drama. Guests are arriving. Liquor is flowing. The DJ has the dance floor fist pumpin’ Jersey style. Mama Harley can't wait for The Real Housewives of New Jersey to air tonight! 

Teresa's dress looks like she found it on a Nordstrom’s Rack left over prom dress clearance rack.  Jacqueline is 2 layers deep in Spanx.  I am glad to see her and Renee Graziano of Mob Wives have something in common.  Mrs. Laurita is giving Mrs. Santa a run for her reindeer in a red sequined dress.  Do I need glasses?  Is that Liza Minnelli getting to go on stage in Cabaret?  When did Liza dye her hair red?  Oh snap it's Caroline Manzo!  I hoping she did not pay for that hairdo.  And if she did, there should be an unemployed hair dresser in Franklin Lakes. 

As Caroline, Jacqueline and Teresa head off to the private room to powder their botoxed little faces all seems wonderful. Until Teresa finds out Caroline ignored her demands and invited Kathy and Richie Wakile.  You know Teresa's evil, holiday inviting cousins. Mrs. Guidice delivers a classic response, "I’ll just ignore her." Yea Riiigghhht Tee, that should be no problem for a refined lady like you.  Check out the clip and let me know what you think!

Will she be able to ignore the one person she blames for ruining her perfectly plotted Christmas with her brother Joe Gorga? Or will the Brownstone have to replace a few flipped tables and chairs?  Catch tonight's episode at 10/9c on Bravo.  Don't forget to vote! Our latest poll on the right at the top.  We love to hear what our readers think!!!!

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A Very Jersey Christmas Sneak Peak

As we're kibitzing and schlepping like old Jewish women, our favorite Hot Mess’s are celebrating Christmas Jersey style.

Teresa insists that they want to teach the girls that Christmas is about family, NOT material things!  Well, nothing says Christmas like a fleet of mini Mercedes for the Guidice girls: Gia, Gabriella, Milania and Audriana. Oh, those gorgeous and dare I say “more sensible” little Divas of Teresa’s would never be seen cruising in anything less. Santa wouldn't have it! They do have standards, after all.  So much for not being materialistic!

As for hungover Father Joe, he looks he got his ass kicked by Mr. Grey Goose after being chased thru the Pine Barrens.  He can barely wake up for the opening of the gifts.  When he does get out of bed, he lays on the couch and sluggishly participates by holding a video camera over the top of the sofa. He is most likely  plotting his next encounter with Ole Mr. Grey as soon as Teresa goes to make breakfast. Hallmark Moments like these are priceless.

Can’t wait to see the Gorga’s celebrate the birth of Jesus!  I’m betting Antonia’s Benz won’t come in a box from Target. Her's will be blinged out like a Rap Star's car. But they sure do know how to put the “Fun” in Dysfunctional. Wonder if JoeBro was beat up by the same Goose?

As for the Mama Manzo, She’s trying to so hard to cut those apron strings. And as a mother, I feel her pain. Happy, Sad, Proud, Scared, Nervous, and Ladies let’s face it…The fact that we all go thru this when the Menopause Fairy is banging at the door…Well let’s just say “THANK GOD FOR XANAX AND ZOLOFT”.

Can’t wait to see how the rest of My Ladies celebrate the Holidays….Let the games begin.

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