Sunday, July 31, 2011

A Very Jersey Christmas Sneak Peak

As we're kibitzing and schlepping like old Jewish women, our favorite Hot Mess’s are celebrating Christmas Jersey style.

Teresa insists that they want to teach the girls that Christmas is about family, NOT material things!  Well, nothing says Christmas like a fleet of mini Mercedes for the Guidice girls: Gia, Gabriella, Milania and Audriana. Oh, those gorgeous and dare I say “more sensible” little Divas of Teresa’s would never be seen cruising in anything less. Santa wouldn't have it! They do have standards, after all.  So much for not being materialistic!

As for hungover Father Joe, he looks he got his ass kicked by Mr. Grey Goose after being chased thru the Pine Barrens.  He can barely wake up for the opening of the gifts.  When he does get out of bed, he lays on the couch and sluggishly participates by holding a video camera over the top of the sofa. He is most likely  plotting his next encounter with Ole Mr. Grey as soon as Teresa goes to make breakfast. Hallmark Moments like these are priceless.

Can’t wait to see the Gorga’s celebrate the birth of Jesus!  I’m betting Antonia’s Benz won’t come in a box from Target. Her's will be blinged out like a Rap Star's car. But they sure do know how to put the “Fun” in Dysfunctional. Wonder if JoeBro was beat up by the same Goose?

As for the Mama Manzo, She’s trying to so hard to cut those apron strings. And as a mother, I feel her pain. Happy, Sad, Proud, Scared, Nervous, and Ladies let’s face it…The fact that we all go thru this when the Menopause Fairy is banging at the door…Well let’s just say “THANK GOD FOR XANAX AND ZOLOFT”.

Can’t wait to see how the rest of My Ladies celebrate the Holidays….Let the games begin.

Picture and Video Credit: Bravo

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