Mob Wives: We WANT Lana Graziano-Zanococchio!

WE WANT LANA!
WE WANT LANA!
WE WANT LANA!

Yeah, I typed we, get over it.  Moving along Chiara not too long ago wrote a blog on her season 2 Mob Wives desires.  I just have two.  First, I want to see the firstborn sister of the Graziano siblings.  Jennifer Graziano prefers to stay behind the scenes & off camera.  Renee Graziano basks in the lime light of the camera.  We've experienced 2 of 3 of the Graziano sisters' talents.  Why leave Lana Graziano-Zanococchio out?

Think about it: Mob Wives is Jennifer's concept.  So though we don't get to see her; we do get a glimpse of her mind & production skills.  Whether we love Renee or not, many of us find her so very d@mn entertaining & unbelievebly funny.  With that typed, Lana being the oldest has to be one hell of a character.  As I close my eyes, I see an Italian version of Paula Deen with major attitude whipping up Sunday gravy & kicking @ss at the same time.

The Graziano sisters

Word in the neighborhood is Mrs. Lana Graziano-Zanococchio is penning a book.  I've caught a glimpse of Beverly Cox's No Questions Asked.  I'd prefer Lana's authentic version of her life & experiences of being a mob wife.  If you don't know, I am telling you now this sister is no joke.  She's lived the life in full effect.  So why not add her to the Mob Wives' cast?!  Beyond the women throwing the husbands under the mozarella & cold cuts for cheating, the women don't reveal anything damaging concerning their fathers, husbands, brothers, lovers and exes.  I believe Lana would fit right in.  I've heard she's straight forward, funny and doesn't take a bit of bullsh!t.  Besides added humor, and making the average Mob Wives viewer wish for Taste-O-Vision or Smell-O-Vision, I think Lana Graziano could ground some of the ridiculous chaos.

Lana raised kids while on probation.  Lana was raised when Anthony 'T.G.' Graziano wasn't rolling in dough.  She's even suffered the devastating loss of a loved one.  Yet, I am told she still remains a boastful, prideful comedianne who throws down in the kitchen!  Some would say her life is a tragic comedy.  I prefer to write: Shakespeare's plays most likely ain't got nothing on Lana.  So Jennifer if you are reading, hook us up and give us what we want: your big sis in full effect.  Come on, it's not like I ask you for much.  Well I do, but just pretend that I don't.

Everyone else stop reading at the time unless you're Lana Graziano-Zanococchio. 

Dearest Lana~

You do not know me.  But allow me to introduce myself.  I am Mob Mistress, a greedy @ss blogger.  I've been hearing about crab sauce & Sunday gravy.  I've been wondering if maybe, just maybe if you can feed a hungry blogger?  I am a blogger with a heart and moral compass.  Your little sisters Jenn Jenn & NeNe will vouch for me.  Oh and before I forget I also love Budino Cremoso.  I have a bit of a sweet tooth.  I'm free this Sunday.


Also, if your sister Jenn asks you to join the cast of Mob Wives please say, "Yes!"  As I mentioned earlier I am a greedy blogger.  After all Chiara's my work it's the least you can do for The Mob Wives Blogspot. 

Your future stalking stan fan,

Mob Mistress