Friday, July 29, 2011

Mob Wives: We WANT Lana Graziano-Zanococchio!


WE WANT LANA!
WE WANT LANA!
WE WANT LANA!

Yeah, I typed we, get over it.  Moving along Chiara not too long ago wrote a blog on her season 2 Mob Wives desires.  I just have two.  First, I want to see the firstborn sister of the Graziano siblings.  Jennifer Graziano prefers to stay behind the scenes & off camera.  Renee Graziano basks in the lime light of the camera.  We've experienced 2 of 3 of the Graziano sisters' talents.  Why leave Lana Graziano-Zanococchio out?

Think about it: Mob Wives is Jennifer's concept.  So though we don't get to see her; we do get a glimpse of her mind & production skills.  Whether we love Renee or not, many of us find her so very d@mn entertaining & unbelievebly funny.  With that typed, Lana being the oldest has to be one hell of a character.  As I close my eyes, I see an Italian version of Paula Deen with major attitude whipping up Sunday gravy & kicking @ss at the same time.
The Graziano sisters
Word in the neighborhood is Mrs. Lana Graziano-Zanococchio is penning a book.  I've caught a glimpse of Beverly Cox's No Questions Asked.  I'd prefer Lana's authentic version of her life & experiences of being a mob wife.  If you don't know, I am telling you now this sister is no joke.  She's lived the life in full effect.  So why not add her to the Mob Wives' cast?!  Beyond the women throwing the husbands under the mozarella & cold cuts for cheating, the women don't reveal anything damaging concerning their fathers, husbands, brothers, lovers and exes.  I believe Lana would fit right in.  I've heard she's straight forward, funny and doesn't take a bit of bullsh!t.  Besides added humor, and making the average Mob Wives viewer wish for Taste-O-Vision or Smell-O-Vision, I think Lana Graziano could ground some of the ridiculous chaos.

Lana raised kids while on probation.  Lana was raised when Anthony 'T.G.' Graziano wasn't rolling in dough.  She's even suffered the devastating loss of a loved one.  Yet, I am told she still remains a boastful, prideful comedianne who throws down in the kitchen!  Some would say her life is a tragic comedy.  I prefer to write: Shakespeare's plays most likely ain't got nothing on Lana.  So Jennifer if you are reading, hook us up and give us what we want: your big sis in full effect.  Come on, it's not like I ask you for much.  Well I do, but just pretend that I don't.

Everyone else stop reading at the time unless you're Lana Graziano-Zanococchio. 

Dearest Lana~

You do not know me.  But allow me to introduce myself.  I am Mob Mistress, a greedy @ss blogger.  I've been hearing about crab sauce & Sunday gravy.  I've been wondering if maybe, just maybe if you can feed a hungry blogger?  I am a blogger with a heart and moral compass.  Your little sisters Jenn Jenn & NeNe will vouch for me.  Oh and before I forget I also love Budino Cremoso.  I have a bit of a sweet tooth.  I'm free this Sunday.


Also, if your sister Jenn asks you to join the cast of Mob Wives please say, "Yes!"  As I mentioned earlier I am a greedy blogger.  After all Chiara's my work it's the least you can do for The Mob Wives Blogspot. 

Your future stalking stan fan,

Mob Mistress

18 comments:

The Underboss said...

First off I will say that you have issues. I think adding Lana would be good. Maybe some real og stuff is what they need to have me glued to the tv on Sundays.

Mob Mistress said...

I do have issues. Anyone who starts a blog on a Mob Wives series has issues. Moving along, an O.G. is exactly the spicy feistiness season 2 of Mob Wives needs.

WE WANT LANA!
WE WANT LANA!
WE WANT LANA!

I pray she doesn't have some small dog I have to endure.

Chiara Soprano said...

I have to agree that Lana would be a great addition to the cast. If New Jersey Housewifes can have two sisters on their show, why not Mob Wives? I'd love it!

danger 59 said...

WELL FIRST AND FOREMOST I THINK SHE SHULD BE PORTRAID AS THE GO TO SISTER FOR ADVISE BEIING AS WORLDLY AND FAMILY ORIENTED AS LANA IS ALLWAYS THE PROTECTOR AND MENTOR TO THE WHOLE FAMILY AS WELL AS THE PEACE MAKER,,,AND THE BEST COOK AND HELPS EVERYONE OUT. SHE LOVES THE CHILDREN AND FAMILY AND FRIENDS LIKE NO OTHER AND WOULD NEVER LEAVE ANYBODY BEHIND,, TO CATAPULT THE SHOW TO MAINSTREAM ITS OF DIRE NESSASETY TO HAVE HER ON THE SHOW OR HER OWN SHOW!!!! GOD BLESS ALL!!

Lynn Leonardo said...

I think that would be great to have Lana on,"Mob Wives"! Damn, I love that show!

Unknown said...

I think Lana would be a great addition to Mob Wives. I have know Lana my whole life and she is a wonderful person. She speaks her mind on many things and always shoots from the hip. As long as it is something she would want to do I say bring on Lana!

Kira said...

LANA, LANA, LANA, LANA, LANA, LANA!! I VOTE LANA! SHE'S MY FAVE!!!

Annmarie said...

I think Lana would be a perfect asset to the show...Shes got personality, and she could tell ya some great stories...She also has experienced alot more...We were all young when most of these incidents took place...So can you again explain to me after all I know and have heard about Lana.....why is she not on the show? (Love You Lana)

Mob Mistress said...

Thanks to all of your comments, I am sure Lana would smile @ all the love you folks are showing her.

Lois said...

Lana would be a Fantastic addition to the show. Not only is she the most loyal friend I’ve ever had, for more than 30 years, but she’s a great Mother, Unbelievable cook, protective to all she loves, and can tell a story like no other (she has plenty to tell) Her generosity is beyond belief. She is the director to all & would put symmetry into the show. When you go out with Lana its VIP treatment all the way; no matter where we go to this day. Everyone knows and respects her. People go out of their way to be nice to her. Always in black, her signature non-color, she is elegant and beautiful. She maintains pride in whatever she does. She is like the missing puzzle piece you need to give the show what it needs in Season 2. Love you Lana & the world will too <3

Anonymous said...

LANA WILL BE PERFECT FOR SEASON 2.. GO LANA GO LANA

Lacey said...

Lana is a true italian . She's gorgeous but behind it all shes straight up and real , she has pride and is a very strong independent women. Her cooking is AMAZING! & she just has a great personality all around. I dont really watch mob wives that much but if Lana Graziano-Zanococchio was on it would be my new addicition <3

Allen said...

i dont know lana that good , but i know her daughter and have heard a lot of good things about her. If its true when they say like mother like daughter than Lana NEEDS to be on this show!

Anonymous said...

VOTE LANA SHES THE DEFFINITION OF PERFECTION FOR THIS SHOW !!

Anonymous said...

Lana Graziano would be a great asset to the show. Besides her being an amazing cook. She is an amazing friend. I think its only fair for her to be with her sisters and share her side of the story. If you dont know Lana, you may be scared of her, yeah shes loud, in your face, doesnt hold anything back, but shes REAL and whatever she is saying to you is probably for your own good. SO BRING THAT CAMERA CREW DOWN TO JERSEY AND PUT LANA ON SEASON 2 ALREADY! or at least give the woman a cooking show lol xoxo

Chiara Soprano said...

I have to laugh at the "loud,in your face doesn't hold anything back" part of your comment. Almost all Italians fit that description and certainly the four women on Mob Wives do. I wouldn't be scared, I'd feel right at home. Good Luck Lana, I hope you get an opportunity to tell your story and be part of the show.

Anonymous said...

Here's my input.........Nobody, but Nobody can shin Lana's shoes, She is intelligent, outgoing, and has the gift of flare. To have Lana on the show, or even know Lana, if a gift to all. It is what it is, and if God wants this to happen , he will. I happen to be a dear friend of hers for 30 years plus and I can tell you this., Lana has her own mind, her own determination, and her own way of life. Would she be an asset to the show? The answer would be Yes. Love you Lana, and, no matter what happens.............state buon, tu e famiglia, baccia....ciao

Botz said...

Lana would be absolutely perfect for the show. Lana ( Mama Lana) is the greatest cook and can show her audience how mob wives fatten up there men ....