So just my two cents, American Horror Story was boring this week. So if you missed it, I suggest you watch the much more entertaining "Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney" game show sketch from Saturday Night Live this week. It might sort of remind you of American Horror Story, without the pain of having to actually watch it.
Well Merry Christmas everybody.
In the first scenes in this episode, this deranged man Leigh, kills some Santa who's sitting outside a grocery store. This Santa volunteers to get away from his wife for a few hours. So that's what happens when you try to get out of spending time with your wife.
Leigh steals his suit and then breaks into some family's house, because I guess that their Christmas decorations offended him, so he threatens to rape and murder them, and probably does, because he ends up at Briarcliff. Jude keeps him chained up, but he still manages to attack an orderly, which gets him put in solitary confinement.
I know what you're thinking... Just what this show needed, another character.
Sister Jude used to keep the decorations scarce for the holidays, but now that Sister Mary Eunice is in charge, that's all about to change.
Sister Mary Eunice goes to Leigh in solitary and presents him with a Santa suit.
Arden brings Mary Eunice a pair of ruby earrings. She is delighted, and now Arden knows she has the devil inside her, because the real Mary Eunice wouldn't even dare to take a bite of his candy apple. Arden says he took those earrings from a woman in the concentration camps, who would swallow them every day, pass them and then swallow them again so they couldn't be taken. The earrings end up killing her.
Frank brings Leigh back to solitary, but then Mary Eunice comes and slits Frank's throat, planning to blame the murder on Leigh. Then Mary Eunice brings Leigh to the office where Jude is waiting for her, and locks them in together. Outside, Arden is speaking to Mary Eunice, and we learn that he was working with her the whole time to set Jude up.
Arden tries to dispose of Grace's body, but the aliens take it. Natch.
Leigh canes Jude and is going to kill her, but she manages to stab him with a letter opener.
This show is EXHAUSTING. Next episode is called "The Coat Hanger," and we'll have the return of Dylan McDermott/Dermot Mulroney. Or is it...
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