Mob Wives: "Mob Wives" Song Parody

Please sing to Royals

"Mob Wives"

The song parody by Chiara

I've never seen a mob hit in the flesh

I learned about the lifestyle in the movies

And I'm proud of my blog's ip address

In the blogging world, no post code envy

But every scene's like:

Gold chains

Insults

Fighting in the bathroom

Bloodstains

Black eyes

Trashing the dining room

We don't care, we're bloggin’ shows with our team

But Mob Wives’ like:

Patron

Back Stabbin’

Diamonds with the Feds

Brass Knuckles

F*ckin’ Crumbs

Toy dogs on a gold leash

We don't care, we not part of this mob affair

And we'll never be Mob Wives (Mob Wives)

It don't run in our blood

That kind of life just ain't for us, we crave a different kind of “buzz”

Let me be your blogger (blogger)

You can call me Queen “B”

And people I'll blog, I'll blog, I'll blog, I'll blog

Let me write this reality

My friends and I cracked the Omerta code

We keep askin' for an invite to the reunion party

But everyone who knows us knows

That we're fine at home, we didn't come from money

But Mob Wives’ like:

French Tips

Snitches

Fighting on the roof top

Bloodstains

High heels

Cruising at the dress shop

We don't care, we're just bloggin’ shows with our team

But Mob Wives’ like:

Fur Coats

Mobsters

Watching that timeline

Friendship

Loyalty

Toy dogs on a gold leash

We don't care, we aren't part of this mob affair

And we'll never be Mob Wives (Mob Wives)

It don't run in our blood

That kind of life just ain't for us, we crave a different kind of “buzz”

Let me be your blogger (blogger)

You can call me Queen “B”

And people I'll blog, I'll blog, I'll blog, I'll blog

Let me write this reality

ooh ooh oh ooh

We're better than we've every dreamed

And I'm in love with being Queen

ooh ooh oh ooh

Life is great without a care

We aren't caught up in your mob affair

And we'll never be Mob Wives (Mob Wives)

It don't run in our blood

That kind of life just ain't for us, we crave a different kind of “buzz”

Let me be your blogger (blogger)

You can call me Queen “B”

And baby I'll blog, I'll blog, I'll blog, I'll blog

Let me write this reality.

P.S. You better hope Mob Wives starts very soon or you may have to suffer through more of these!