Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Mob Wives: "New Blood" Song Parody (Blurred Lines)




New Blood
By Chiara Soprano

Please sing to Blurred Lines

Everybody get up, WOO!
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

If you don't know what I'm trying to say
If you aren't on the same page
Maybe I'm going deaf
Maybe I'm going blind
Maybe I'm out of my mind

Ok, Mob Wives' a hit
Watched it for three seasons
Their feuds all had their reasons
Now there's New Blood
Just let me tell you
hey hey hey
You need some history
hey hey hey
It ain't no mystery
And that's why I'm gonna watch

New Blood
I gotta see it
I gotta hear it
I gotta write it

It's 'bout New Blood
Can't let it get past me
Might make me spastic
Talk 'bout bein' recasted

I'm not sure 'bout New Blood
I gotta watch it
I gotta hear it
I gotta write it

But it's New Blood
It might not grab me
It might get nasty
They might get at me

What do they make reality for
When you got the Old Blood
Why do we need New Blood 
It was the hottest show on VH1
I was so lucky, I am a blogger
What rhymes with blogger?
Hey!

Ok, Mob Wives' a hit
Watched it for three seasons
Their feuds all had their reasons
Now there's New Blood
Just let me tell you
hey hey hey
You need some history
hey hey hey
It ain't no mystery
And that's why I'm gonna watch

New Blood
I gotta see it
I gotta hear it
I gotta write it

It's New Blood
Can't let it get past me
Might make me spastic
Talk about bein' recasted

I'm not sure 'bout New Blood
I gotta watch it
I gotta hear it
I gotta write it

But it's New Blood
It might not grab me
It might get nasty
They might get at me


One thing I ask of you

Lemme be who you come to for mob wives news
From Staten Island to Philly, boo
I've a blog, but it ain't so bad as true
So, hit me up when you passin' through
I'll give you a story big enough to read between shows
Read on 'em even when you havin' lunch
I mean, it's almost unbelievable
Honey you not there when I'm
At the pc typin' and when I'm askin' why
Nothin' like the last season, when Love was in too
When she threw a punch and pulled hair for you
So I'm just watchin' and waitin'
And I salute the New Blood pimpin'
Not many viewers can avoid this pimpin'
I'm a nice blogger, but don't get confused, I keep it real!

So get a snack
Get down
Get up
Hey, Watch it first, watch it first
What, you don't like changes?
Hey!

My peeps, can you breathe?
I got this show covered
I only work for me
Old Blood to New Blood

No more waiting
Cause the PR's spinnin'
It's a new beginnin'
We never asked for

New Blood!
But now we got it
Even if we don't want it
We gotta watch it

It's 'bout New Blood!
Can't let it get past me
Even if I'm spastic
Cause the show's recasted

I hate these blurred lines!
I gotta see it
I gotta hear it
I gotta watch i

But it's New Blood!
It might not grab me
It might get nasty
They might get at me

Everybody get up
Everybody get up

Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

Now I know it's not perfect but, if the shoe fits, a mob wife is probably wearing it.

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