Thursday, October 6, 2011

Mob Wives: Renee, Karen & Onion News



Jim Haggerty and Tracy Gill, of the Onion News Network, sit down with Rene Graziano and Karen Gravano to discuss various topics. I was hoping their conversation would lead us to a few hints about season two. Apparently, they are discussing an asteroid hitting the earth and I am not aware of that astrological prediction. The actual interview starts at the 3 minute mark and whatever was before that wasn’t worth watching. I am going to summarize the highlights of their chat.


Renee and Karen enter the studio and Renee says “Italians kiss” so they all brush cheeks and Tracy says “Oh I feel like I’m in the club!” Renee answers, in true Renee style, “It tales a lot more than a kiss to get in the club, honey.”


First question from Jim is if the ladies have any regrets from season one. Karen says she should have killed Drita before the world comes to an end. Renee says “I should have killed my plastic surgeon, definitely he’s first on my hit list.” Renee just needs a couple of more days and she will be good with the asteroid.

Next, they are asked which of the mob wives would they least like to be stuck in a bunker with for ten years after the asteroid hits earth? Karen wants to be stuck in a room with Drita because she has some unfinished business. Lots of laughter. Renee apologizes for cursing, but the interviewers are loving every minute. Renee explains the profanities make everything sound better, for example, instead of saying that’s a great dress you say that’s a “F*cking great dress!”

The next question is directed at Karen, who had issues with Drita for sleeping with Lee and breaking the girl code. Renee adds it’s not just a girl code it’s breaking the code of loyalty. So Jim asks Karen if we painted Drita’s face up there on that asteroid, do you think you could get up there and destroy it and thereby save humanity? Karen doesn’t hesitate, she says she thinks she can do it. Karen says she doesn’t even care about her any more she is done.

Oh and since the world is ending, Jim and Tracy say we won’t be able to see season two of Mob Wives, so can they tell us what we will be missing! The ladies think a minute and Karen finally says “we took an oath.” But Renee says, she will give us a little something. “My plastic surgery didn’t turn out very well” and Renee gets up, turns around and adds, “my ass is padded.” There’s our “little insight into season two, her ass is padded…I almost died for a f*cking ass!” But she is here and in season two!

It ends with a few shared laughs and it was an all round light hearted fun interview!

Picture and video Credit: Onion News Network


3 comments:

The Underboss said...

I love the ONN. They take a serious topic and make light of it. They are so deadpan serious. They remind of Borat or Ali G. Great fun stuff.

Missy said...

Awesome post, thanks Chiara! Hey Underboss.....Karen looks great!

reneegraziano said...

THANK U 4 THE POST I HAD A GREAT TIME I HOPE ONE DAY 2 GET A TV TALK SHOW!! IT WLD B ONE HELL OF A GOOD TIME