Monday, October 17, 2011

Mob Wives: Get Schooled By Drita!

Drita is One "HOT" Instructor!

I don’t know how they manage to make so many personal appearances while filming season two, but our Mob Wives are everywhere! On October 24th, Drita D’Avanzo will be appearing at The Learning Annex in Manhattan, from 7 to 9 PM! The price for a ticket is stated as just $20 online and for that you get two hours of information from Drita, “insider stories” from the show, and learn what goes on behind the scenes. Because this is a school, Drita is listed as the “instructor” and I’ll bet there is a lot she can teach us. Just look at the list of things I learned just in season one!

How to make the proper package for an inmate, including vanilla coke and mozzarella.

How to get rid of a raccoon mob with a paint ball gun.

How to fight with my shoes off.

How to pose for a sexy photo shoot.

How to smash a phone on a ceramic tile floor, and so much more!

Drita tweets she will be answering questions the entire time. So, if you are a big fan of Drita’s or Mob Wives, you better get your tickets before they are sold out!   If  "you need to know" and want to have your questions answered, get to the Learning Annex and don’t be left out!

Check out the site for details: The Learning Annex


Knows the truth said...

I thought she was giving a seminar on how to rat out your friend for dating a black man. I wish you people would stop idolizing her. She is faux as they come.

The Underboss said...

I can really learn how to break cell phones in new ways. I also think that we can learn alternate history lessons from her because of her skewed timelines like Edison discovered the Americas and the like.

Mob Mistress said...

Oh Underboss thank you for making me laugh.

Knows the truth,

Do you know the truth? Drita is a dishonest and untrustfworthy individual in my opinion. However, I have to correct you, we do not idolize Drita D'avanzo or any other Mob Wife or Housewife. Chiara has a nice rapport with her I believe. Thanks for reading and commenting.

Rosey said...

Very funny blog Chiara. Love it. Especially about learning how to make inmate packages! Also I think Drita is fake and nobody is idealizing any of the ladies! Mob Wives is an interesting show which everyone on here enjoys. Point blank.

Chiara Soprano said...

Glad you enjoyed it. It was written a little tongue in cheek! Underboss, the timeline is always going to be a sore spot on the show, lol.

Mob Mistress said...

Thank you Rosey!

I cracked up @ the taking the shoes off. Personally I'm about the Vaseline and hair in a bun w/ razors in place.

Chiara keeps me laughing.

Mob Mistress said...

One more thing, did she change her hair color or is it the lighting?

The Underboss said...

Yeah. I figured I would add a skewed timeline joke in there.

Patricia Cubas-Perry said...

You should all check out my blog. I have to admit that is funny, not for comical reasons.