Thursday, March 19, 2015
Mob Wives: Recap Reunion Show Part 2, Ep 514
Hosting is the gracious Vivica A. Fox
Here we go! The Drita clips! Drita used the word “dick” fifty freaking times this season! And “dildo” another 25 times. Wow, even Drita doesn’t believe she said it that many times. A “dildo” happens to be worse than a "dick" because it’s fake. If Drita says “dick” in front of her daughter, Giselle, she tells her mom to say “pickle.” Hmmm, interesting "birds and bees" talk at their house.
Moving on to Renee. Renee’s life has been on an upswing this season and we were happy to see it. She has gone through some difficult times and allowed it all to be aired on the show. Renee has tears in her eyes. She is very emotional because all her relationships spiraled out of control due to her addiction and depression. She is sorry she hurt people in the process. Drita likes Renee, but says she didn’t like the things she did. Vivica was surprised that Gnatalie apologized to Renee in the clip. Ang says Junior is lower than a rat for recording Renee’s father while he was lying in her bed. He's a double rat. Everyone sees a difference in Renee since her baptism. We wish her continued peace and happiness in her life.
Natalie Didonato aka Nat D
Bring on Nat D aka Natalie Didonato. Lots of clips. “I’m my own f*ckin’ gangster.” Nat D takes a seat next to Karen. Ang says all she knows about her is how much she hates Gnatalie and it’s irritating. Nat D says Gnat lied and told everyone her friend, Gnat's ex, beat her. Gnat takes offense to that and the screaming starts. Gnat says you don’t know me. They get louder and louder, calling each other every name you can think of, until Nat D charges across the stage. She intends to beat Gnat and security rushes in and puts Nat D back in her seat. Meanwhile Gnat walks off stage in a huff calling Nat D “you dirty skank. I‘m outta here.” Gnat takes off like a rocket and she is disgusted. Drita runs out after Gnat to try and bring her back to the show. Gnat says she spoke her peace and that’s it. She isn’t going to "talk to this mother f*cker. She lied. She is a rat, lowlife, scumbag." Drita thinks she is wrong to leave. And Gnat says, “but she keeps cursing at me.” What? is she serious? Nat D keeps cursing at you? What exactly would we call what she says? In fact, who doesn't curse on the show? They even got Vivica Fox cursing because that's the only language everyone responds to. Hell, they have me typing curse words I don't even use just to make the blog "real."
The first time Nat D tried to get Gnat
They are back on the stage. The season showdown between the two Natalies are shown in clips. Vivica asks Gnat if she called Ronnie to get dirt on Nat D. And she adds Gnatalie had some documents on Ronnie. Drita finally speaks up and says "anybody who has something to do with making recordings is a f*cking RAT!" Drita says she has been quiet too long. Ang hates tapes. Drita says "if you put your boyfriend in jail you are a rat." Gnatalie defends herself saying she is a victim of domestic violence and she said what she had to say in that situation. Gnat is crying, yelling at Renee and Nat D they don’t understand the situation. Vivica starts crying, they are breaking her heart and she walks off. Damn! Vivica explains she works at a women’s shelter and she found the conversation difficult to listen to.
Stunning Carla walks on stage
She's not too happy with Drita!
Oh boy here comes Carla! Clip of Drita saying, “We’re not friends like that anymore, and talkin’ to Carla is like talkin’ to a mothball in my closet.” Carla looks stunning. Why is Drita snubbing her? That's the million dollar question. Carla says when she wasn’t on the show with Karen and Ramona, she and Drita lost touch. She opened her store and she didn't invite her. Karen decides she is going to keep it real now. She wants to bring up the elephant in the room. Drota seems shocked, "are we really gonna go there?" But then we really don't get to hear what Karen planned to say, maybe due to editing. Carla is insulted by Drita's "we are not friends like that." Drita is cold and says Carla talked to blogs about their friendship. Carla denies talking to any blogs about Drita. Drita sticks to her stand that she read that Carla talked to blogs. I can say Carla didn't talk to us, but she has good reason. We haven't always been nice to Carla, but after seeing these Philly chicks we have grown to appreciate her. Drita is obviously pissed and wants to know when Renee and Carla made up. Renee explains they met at the mall and got to talking. Renee says Carla never did anything wrong to her except to call her out on her bullshit. They know each other since they were 17. Vivica asks if Drita misses her friendship with Carla, Drita says yes. Carla, on the other hand, says she misses what they had, but it’s not the same any more. Carla leaves. Here is an interview Carla graciously did with our blog back in season one: Carla's Mane Interview
“Rat” clips. In the lifestyle, a rat and cop caller are the same thing, says Drita. Once a person is a rat can they clear their name, asks Vivica? The answer from the women is: never.
The battle of words
Renee’s Baptism Party and the Gnat crew invasion. Gnat says she had her friends there to back her up. Gnat said she was in two fights already this season and she was going to protect herself. Gnat said she went to the party just for Renee. She thought she was going to get jumped so she brought back-up. Gnat felt she would have been forced to fight if she hadn’t left with her friends. She says "Nat D is all over freaking social media saying she would knock her chicklets out. Who talks like that?" Drita felt Gnat did not want to confront Nat D (probably about the "calling the P.O. issue"). Gnat says she doesn’t want to think about that part of her life any more. He is trying to get back at her by feeding Nat D information. A screaming match between the Natalies starts up again. Lots of name calling and threats. Gnat calls Nat D "dumpster juice." Vivica cannot control the two of them. Suddenly, Nat D sees her chance and charges across the stage, and this time she is faster than security. Nat D makes brief contact with Gnat and security rushes in and breaks it up fast. Gnat takes off in a big huff. Nat D is pissed to high heaven for the way Gnat was talking to her. London is back stage ready to take Gnat away. A few kisses and off they go. Nat D’s hand is bleeding. Gnat has tears in her eyes and looks sick on her way out. Nat D says "she sat there dignified and let Gnat talk." Once again Gnat runs for her life.
We lost Gnat. "Bye B*tch Bye," says Karen. Drita thinks Gnat was scared to death. Karen says she pushes you to the point where you want to kill her. Vivica wants to know who do they believe Nat D or Gnat. Renee says she heard the tape and it was Gnat admitting she called the PO. Drita believes Gnat called the PO, but does she know if he put his hands on her? No. Ang says let Gnat handle her own shit, her mouth is big enough. Renee wants them all to agree to move on.
Once again kudos and thanks to Miss Vivica Fox for her professional behavior in extremely difficult circumstances.
Will there be a season six? If so, who will be in the cast? Stay tuned for breaking news when we get it!
Now I am taking a vacation from Mob Wives, if they let me. This was the most stressful, nerve wracking season of ANY show i have ever watched in my lifetime. What show has drama 24/7? You wake up to it, you go to sleep with it. And I'm not even getting a paycheck! But we love our readers and followers and would not let them down by not hanging in there till the end. There you have it. May peace be with you all. ~Chiara