Sunday, April 21, 2013

Mob Wives: M.M.'s Summation of Season 3 Reunion

The picture sums it up for me.  I am sure the audience saw an entirely different reunion than we did.  All the Mob Wives looked good.  Big Ang looked a little extra crispy golden brown.  I'm sure that's from filming season 2 of the Big Ang Show down in beautiful Florida.

Renee Graziano & Carla Facciolo were pushed.  I ain't mad at either lady.  Hair, make up and outfits were on point.  I wasn't even mad at Renee for the glitter blue eye shadow that matched her dress.  It could've went Mimi...

...but it didn't.  There is a God!  You all know by now I love me some Mob Wives.  However, season 3's Mob Wives Reunion fell flat for me.  It was like a Dr. Pepper without carbonation.  Dr. Pepper is my favorite soft drink by the way.  Dr. Drew's voice & demeanor puts me to sleep.  He's drier than stale toast.

It didn't help that Love Majewski wasn't in attendance.  Maybe I'm bitter.

*seconds later*

One has to care to be bitter, so that's not the right adjective.  I was underwhelmed for the 1st time regarding a Mob Wives Reunion.  Yes, that's it!  I was underwhelmed.  I liken it to a gorgeous guy I dated for a couple of months.  One night he kissed me for the first time and last time, there was no spark.

*cringing @ the memory of him sucking on my lips as if nursing*  Who kisses like that?!

Drita D'avanzo was calm & respectful.  The turning over of a new leaf may actually be real.

Big Ang remains Team Carla.

Carla Facciolo is still snapping away, still sensitive about her age and still pretty.  She owns up to sleeping with a married man.  Was she talking about Mickey Scars or Joe?
Tweets are from May 6, 2012, Joe has seemingly changed his tune a bit.  One has to love an amicable divorce!

Renee Graziano is still good old waterworks.  I love that woman!  She's been through a lot and I hope sobriety is the answer to her finding her happiness.  She gets the fierce award.  Baby girl was working the Hell out of the blue glitter.

Karen Gravano said what she had to say & a standup always.  She looks at Carla as if she's a walking STD.  I really don't think she likes that lady.

Ramona Rizzo remains feisty.  She looked good.  I'm just not feeling the ombre hair.  The doberman line had me shaking my head & chuckling.  She also called Carla out on being racist.  The body language during that exchange made more than one individual tense up.

 Anyhow it's a wrap for Mob Wives season 3!  I thank all the Mob Wives & JustJenn Productions for an hour of entertainment each Sunday.  But for those who don't know Daenerys Targaryen is the baddest bitch on television right now.  I love, love, love me some Game of Thrones!  I am sure Chiara will have her detailed Mob Wives season 3 Reunion recap & two cents up in the morning.  Her two cents has me laughing each & everytime.  And if not, the world will not end as we know it.  Toodles.


Anonymous said...

I think they should've brought Love on the show, it would boost ratings LOL!

Anonymous said...

Ramona and Karen were pathetic, Heckyl and Jeckyl were dead on as descriptions. Ramonas husband was married when she met him too, pot meet kettle. Renee looked good, Drita, Big Ang and Carla were awesome as usual. Karen needs to act her age, she is a way to old to talk like a wanna be ganster.

Anonymous said...

I like all the Mob Wives except Carla. She clearly has a pattern of dating married men. First Toni's husband then Joe sometime down the road. Neither men were separated nor filed paperwork for divorce.

Anonymous said...

Too funny! I agree w/ you on the reunion. I respect Karen for not throwing Love underneath the bus. Love should have been at the reunion.

Anonymous said...

I swear some people here are so ignorant..a lot of what you see on the show is rehearsed.. They have to do and say things to make the show interesting, otherwise the show will get cancelled..People here make comments and don't really know the facts. Does MOB WIVES CHICAGO ring a bell?????