|Renee Graziano is a jazzy lady.|
Let's start with Renee Graziano, often referred by many of her fans as the Queen of Mob Wives. By now many of us know Ms. Graziano worked professionally in the past as a stylist for 50 Cent (the rapper who many think ruined Ja Rule's career). With Renee's strong love & ties to the hip hop world it would be easy to insert her into that genre. I liken Renee's personality more to experimental jazz. I'm thinking of the Miles Davis Bitches Brew era. Her personality fits jazz more than any other mob wife. Renee flutters, bangs and crashes emotionally week after week on Sundays. She's all over the place. Just as a brilliantly played jazz piece, she's up and down. At the end of a great jazz tune you're left with a smile or extreme sadness smothered in a raw sense of beauty.
Next on the play list is Carla "F*ckin'" Facciolo (I apologize. With the news of her banging Karen's uncle within the lifestyle airing on the Mob Wives Reunion part 1, that's my current nickname for her.) Mrs. Facciolo reminds me of soft rock. Anyone can see she loves her kids and is loyal to Drita. In spite of those great traits her personality remains a bit bland. Soft rock is nice to listen to. It's a light, showy, bright, gimmicky genre of music with little substance if any kind. There are no thought provoking lyrics and it ends up being background noise. The next time I'm in an elevator, Carla may cross my mind for a whole second.
|Ramona Rizzo has an indie spirit. She will do her own thing.|
Big Ang is a larger than life character. Her delivery is simple and plain. Everybody who comes in contact with her feels happier. Big Ang reminds me of rock concert. The groups who play the anthems that we all grew up with. We sing along and know all the words. Ang's personality makes you feel welcomed from the moment you meet her. Big Ang is like the music that brings your childhood or teenage years flooding back to your memory as if yesterday. For many of us that music is classic rock. A great classic rock song will bring you back to the time you first heard it. Great bands such as Aerosmith & Rolling Stones have driven countless women to lift up their tops. *slaps forehead imagining Big Ang saluting Mick Jagger with her double Js* Wait a minute doesn't her breast weigh more that Mr. Jagger? The only genre fitting the magnitude of Big Ang's personality and boobs is classic rock.
Karen Gravano is loyal to a fault. She is the truth. Her reality whether past or present isn't wrapped up in a pretty bow on Christmas morning. To her credit, she doesn't present it that way either. Miss Gravano shares her reality with all it's imperfections. Sometimes she is the lonely mother missing her daughter. Other times she is the raging bull tired of the lies. The genre which suits Karen perfectly is hardcore rap music. She hits with her words and is the true OG of Mob Wives. She can be up in your face like M.O.P. or she can be trying to get hers. At the end of the tune, she's genuine and not playing a role or character. She reminds me of Ghostface Killah. You might ask why I chose him? His longevity, ability to change his style and outlast most of his brothers is a true definition of a champion. Karen has parlayed her being on the show into a best selling book and a opportunity to partner in a day spa & skincare line. She is always on her grind. Those familiar with GFK know he stays on his grind.
|Drita D'avanzo might make a killing in the ringtone business.|
Now I am sure some will call me a hater. Frankly I don't care enough about any of the Mob Wives to be labeled a hater. Though Karen has referred to me as her Twitter boyfriend. My crush on Karen doesn't blur my opinion in respect to any other mob wife. I want all the Mob Wives to succeed. So if my sharing my opinion good, bad or ugly makes me a hater, I'll own it. I'll chirp until ESPN comes on. The Mob Wives are no different than music. Some love Lady GaGa in the meat steak get up and others are thinking, "What the f*ck?!" Some people will pay thousands of dollars to see Barbara Streisand. Others are like, "Bring back Milli Vanilli!" Like the many musical genres that have saturated many of our lives, each mob wife brings something to the table. Whether we like what each brings to the table depends on our varying tastes. Frankly, I'm a Coca Cola guy. If you like Pepsi, it's no skin off my nose. If you're bored and have a Twitter account, you're welcome to follow me @undabawse.
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