A sin is a sin; I have to admit to not watching Mob Wives every week faithfully. What can I type? I have a family to provide for; career before hobby right? I do watch an episode here and there. I did however make a date to watch the Mob Wives finale episode. No worries lotion was not involved. I do not want to turn off any readers. I was glued to my chair the entire episode. As I sat there, I thought, 'These women are quite attractive.' In the tradition of Miss America and Miss USA I thought that I would give you my list of who I think would win the tiara. The scores are based on looks, personality, and who would most likely whack me, in the middle of the night.
The first contestant is Renee Graziano. Per my tastes Renee is not the most attractive. She seems to like her cosmetic & plastic surgery. I have a type. Ms. Graziano's strong features are a bit much for me. I have viewed old & current pictures. She is a good looking woman; I would rate her a 6. Renee has the most pleasant personality on the show. She seems genuine in her efforts and in life. In addition, she seems like a real friend to the women. I give her a 9 in personality. As for the whacking in the middle of the night she does not strike me as too crazy. She scores low on the whack scale; I give her a 3.
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Drita D'avanzo is the next contestant. She is a beautiful woman. She is the most fit. You can tell that all the Leeing through the years have aged her. Her face is really hard.
(Mob Wife slang)
1. To defend Lee.
2. To send Lee mozzarella, cold cuts & Vanilla Coke.
3. To waste a decade of one's life waiting for Lee.
4. To act as if Lee is something a woman could not get over. (Example: Karen Gravano)
5. To listen to Lee behind bars call you a dirty cunt.
6. To protect Lee's name. In spite of it NOT being a name one could protect due to his public criminal record.
Even so, D.D. is a striking woman. I watched the sexy photo shoot episode. My reaction, "Wow!" She can look really soft. Her looks get an 8. Drita possesses the most entertaining personality show wise. She is a hulk minus the green & shredded clothing. The one time soccer athlete is ready to fight at the drop of a lek (Albanian coin). She is fiery. There is a major drawback to this fiery personality. Mrs. D'avanzo does not take time to listen and calm down. A fighter in every aspect, she does not back down. I will give her a 6 for personality. I do believe I am afraid of Drita. She would have zero trouble killing me if I pissed her off. She is off the charts when it comes to anger & overreaction. Rage garners her a 10 in the whack capable meter. I am afraid, very afraid.
Last but not least, it's Karen Gravano's chance to win the tiara. When I was asked who is the one I find most attractive I immediately answered, "Karen." She fits my type. I could explain but I have sh!t to do. It's called sleep. Just know, I find her very attractive. She is not the most fit but who cares? I don't. Her face is pretty. Her body has womanly curves. She gets a 9 from me. In addition her personality is equally to my liking. She is not the most friendly. Yet, she does seems to be honest. Through her dealings with Drita, I am under the impression she truly tried to be a friend. The daughter of Salvatore "Sammy the Bull" Gravano values loyalty. She is not fiery. Though she seems like she can handle herself if needed. Ultimately, I give her a 7 for personality. As for the whacking part, she could go Drita on me. When it's all blogged & done, I think she could take the Al Green route, throwing hot grits on me. I speculate Karen's whack potential is a 5.
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I can't wait for the Mob Wives Reunion show airing Sunday, July 10 on VH1 @ 8PM. After watching the finale I know the Mob Wives won't let me down. I am looking forward to seeing them all dressed up. As always, I appreciate you're reading. Share your thoughts on who would win if you were the judge.