|Who’s hunky Santa?|
1st guess: Mrs. Santa?
2nd guess: Evil Elf?
3rd guess: Distraught Mob Wife?
|Crying over Eddie’s betrayal…..|
Well it depends on who Santa is….I’m guessing distraught mob wife.
|……still crying over Eddie’s betrayal. Alicia DiMichele doesn’t ugly cry, go girl!|
I mean this is The
Karen Gravano (through tweets) has made mention of the wife of Eddie “Tall Guy” Garofalo fooling around with someone else’s husband. Say it ain’t so! Our sources for months now have been claiming Eddie’s oh so faithful wife Alicia DiMichele Garofalo is bumping and grinding
We have no way of confirming the alleged affair between R. LaScala and Alicia DiMichele Garofalo. You know with the Mob Wives there is always a lot of rumors. Chiara, Carmela, Jane and I are not CSI detectives. Plus I doubt Santa would let us swab his sled for some DNA samples.
The elves tell us what happens in Philly
Elves chime in, "M.M. you were all up in Carla’s Facciolo’s coochie!"
No Evil Elves that was Handy Man and Mikey Scars allegedly once upon a time. Carla’s coochie is all cleaned up now. She’s tending to her soap empire.
Elves storm off screaming, “M.M. tend to your beard you are full of it!”
Those elves are pure evil. Moving along, we were hoping to get a glimpse of Alicia DiMichele’s
R. LaScala could just be tired of restaurant food and looking forward to a home cooked meal.
As always you decide what & who to believe, remember we are just miserable often b!tchy wives who blog. Don’t miss season 4 of Mob Wives on VH1 at 10 PM Thursday nights. How did you all enjoy episode 3? What was your favorite or least favorite part?