Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Mob Wives: Exposure Galore
Boy oh boy, how I wish Chiara was available. I had an idea for a blog entry. Yet, whatever it was has completely left me. I am 3 minutes away from being in a deep sleep. Don't worry I won't be sleeping with the fish(es).
The Mob Wives are making quite a bang on the celebrity scene. They're hitting night clubs, special events and red carpets. I am definitely not mad @ them. It's best to strike well the iron in hot. Whatever business endeavors they are interested in developing or expanding (let's hope legally), now is time to take advantage of all the free publicity. Whether it be Renee Graziano's Jail Mail (coughs bail), Carla Facciolo's clothing line, Drita D'avanzo's cosmetic line or Karen Gravano's memoir I am wishing all of the mobettes major success. I mean look at Bethanny Frankel formerly of 'The Housewives of New York' and Jill Zarin's underdog side dish (before Jill showed her true colors). Bethanny sold Skinny Girl for a reported $120, 000, 000. And imagine no one ended up with a canary in their mouth or cement shoes. Hard work and refraining from scamming the elderly or breaking into banks does pay! Who knew?
Moving along there has been quite a lot of activity for the Mob Wives. I am truly happy for them because it gives me a reason to blog. I sure in the hell hope you weren't expecting the word 'live' in place of blog. I found an interesting picture of Renee Graziano. I am ashamed to write; I would've seen the dress and brought it too. Just like Ms. Graziano I've would've been looking like I hijacked it from Kate Hudson's closet. I am sure the vibrant colors and loose fit are what attracted her to the dress. However, her legs are making Casper look as if he had an appointment with Drita's spray tan lady. Well all I can write is I am so glad it was Renee's mistake and not mine. If you are over forty and don't have the figure of a personal trainer, for the love of God do not wear dresses that look like your vagina is itching to make a public appearance. You have reached the end of a Blog Public Service Announcement.
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