Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Real Housewives of New York: What The Hell Moments! S5E6

Shoe Shopping with Ramona? What the Hell is Aviva thinking?

OMG! If you have read any of my blogs this season you know I have had my fill of Aviva’s leg. I started off sympathetic to her story, but now this leg has taken on a life of it’s own. So much time is devoted to it that it should be declared the seventh “housewife” or get it a show of it’s own. What the hell is Andy Cohen thinking? Anyway, with the other ladies all off in London, Aviva decides to go SHOE shopping with Ramona (who just threw her under the bus last week). Ramona acts like “a six year old” as she asks a million questions about Aviva’s leg, and can she touch it, and it looks so real etc etc etc.

"Can I touch it?" Can I have one? (the leg)

Ramona jaw dropping, eye bulging moments were as unreal as I have ever seen. So much for the “real” in Real Housewives. Bravo! Had the scene ended with Aviva hitting Ramona over the head with the leg this whole scene could have been forgiven, but as it stands, I am ready to throw myself off the roof of my house.

Countess tries to show up Princess! Is that a classy move?

What the hell was Heather thinking at dinner by making all her guests stand up and say why they loved “Yummy?” Seriously, didn’t the business people already have enough of that topic all day and her poor friends were tired and starving. Carole is a princess and reused to stand up for this little exercise, but LuAnn decides to show her up “faux pas” by not only standing up, “like everyone else,” but complimenting her hostess and all the other guests at the table. Does LuAnn have class or what? NOT! It is so obvious that LuAnn feels jealous and intimidated by Carole, who couldn't care less. I hope Carole, who is pretty laid back, puts LuAnn in her place one of these days (soon).

Is that all the Pinot you have? I need more!

Ramona at the Learning Annex? What the Hell can anyone learn from wide eyed Ramona, who is always clinging to her bottle of Pinot for dear life? After she demands a higher table for her presentation, she does a disappearing act to the bathroom at the last minute. I can’t believe people paid good money to hear her speak. I saw one guy who looked terribly bored before she even opened her mouth. Then I thought, BRAVO must have paid them to attend, not the other way around!

The icing of What the Hell Moments comes at the end of the show, when Aviva and Ramona are on double dates with their husbands. After a little chit chat, Aviva says that they all get along so well and enjoy each other’s company that she wants to invite them down to their place in Florida next time there is an art show! And, Aviva admits to being a milder version of Ramona??? You could have knocked me over with a feather and I think she is going to live to regret those words very soon. What do you think?


Mob Mistress said...

I'm laughing!

Chiara Soprano said...

You have no idea how much they milked that leg! LOL